These people then infected the people they knew, and those people infected everyone they knew, until this stupidity became a worldwide pandemic. But, sadly, then people like you came along and populated the country, some of you found your way into high places and into the media, an BOOM, your warped logic spread like a disease, infecting anyone who had the displeasure to have heard you speak. And you rul-ED the world ONCE with your brains. But I also have half a brain so I know that just because some people think that, it doesnt mean the whole world thinks that. I know that some people think Australians are straw sucking, crocodile wrestling, kangaroo riding hillbillies. And don’t act like England is the best country in the world, because, well, it’s not. Only about 5% of the population think you speak like that just like only 5% of the population in England speak like that (that is, if America is anything at all like Australia). I’m not American and I was still offended by that. I’ll leave you with those to think about, and maybe post up some more spontaneous ideas that would make GTA:London the best destination for the upcoming game. What if the Queen was the biggest gangster of the lot? Football matches with hooligan outbreaksġ0. Clubs with short skirt up for a shag birds, great music and MDMA influenced crowdĦ. Modified ford escort cosworths, bentleys and RRĤ. Never thought of a guy richie plot? maybe? A little british wit and humour could make the game even better.īlimey! I could think of a list of 100 things that having the next GTA set in London would bring to the gameplay. The teens would just be a side activity for extra fun. Also I think that the music would be amazing with over 100 pirate radio stations along side the main legal ones. It’s a myth that police do not carry guns in London. I think that these reasons were quite funny. The game would play more like a survival horror than a sandbox game. Your character will be shoved, abused and hunted by marauding teenagers wielding baseball bats when the sun goes down while everyone just walks past with their heads buried in a copy of the Evening Standard. What are they going to do when they come to arrest you? How do you know whether or not they're an actual police officer or one of those PCSO things that can't actually do anything?Ĭrime wouldn't even register on a Londoner?s radar unless they were the victims, or they read the Daily Mail and are now afraid to go outside. Guns would obviously only be available in Hackney. In order to accurately reflect London life GTA London would have to feature a distinctive range of knives: lock knives, butterfly knives, samurai swords etc. Would it even be worth stealing a car in Grand Theft Auto if you couldn't actually go 10 yards without hitting a traffic jam, snapping the suspension or being gatso?d? Speed cameras, speed bumps and traffic jams – three things London is renowned for. Every turn you make will result in the death of a cyclist, causing your wanted level to go up. They?ll be even more annoying than they are in real life, if that is even possible.
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Plus at some point you'd be expected to drive one of the godforsaken bendy buses.Įvery mission costs you ?20 and if you forget to pay it your wanted level goes up at the end of the day, without any warning. GTA London would have to feature engineering works and make you top up your oyster card every time you wanted to travel.
Public transportation has always been a way of travelling across the game map in a short space of time. Imagine having to listen to this floppy haired buffoon as he tells you to, ?ruddy well sort out that ruffian!?Ĭould you imagine what the Mail would have to say about a GTA London game? My guess is ‘New Liberal Game Results In Immigrant Teen Pregnancies’. The new-style GTA games all feature a political figure of some sort.
Are they really going to set their top selling title in an English city? No. This is the same country that sells ‘Anyone But England’ T-shirts. Here are hecklerspray?s top 10 reasons why GTA London would never work: And, yes, we know the original Grand Theft Auto had a London 1969 mission pack – but we’re talking new, not top-down GTA and modern-day London. However, there would be a lot of problems with London being the backdrop for one of the most expansive and controversial games of all time. Ever since the release of Grand Theft Auto 3 people have been asking when the multi-million selling Rockstar North title will head to London.
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